by Wild Manther | December 22nd, 2008
The Holiday Season. A time of rich bounty for the Manther, Christmas and New Year’s Eve provide him with his last easy prey before a long hard winter. Not until Spring Break will the Manther again be able to stalk such vast herds of jollificating young women. The lonely cries of young vixens spending their first Christmas on their own fill the night. They congregate at watering holes to drink away their longing for a father-figure during this typically family-oriented time, making laughably easy prey for the cunning Manther.
It is during this time that one of the rarest species of Manther makes a fleeting seasonal appearance. So rare that his very existence is the subject of heated debate among naturalists, this red-coated Manther is said to come down from the cold northern reaches only during this brief Christmas season. Adorned with majestic long grey whiskers, witnesses usually describe him plying young girls with gifts while vocalizing a strange “Ho, ho, ho” that is thought to be his mating call.
In celebration of this special time, we offer you two greeting cards featuring mature Manther specimens displaying full seasonal coloring and plumage. Save them and send them to friends, or simply gaze at their majestic visage.
Greetng Card #1: A pack of Manthers in full mating posture. Perfect for sending a festive, homoerotic holiday message to friends and family.
Greeting Card 2: A Manther, injured from a past hunt, shows that he is still the ultimate predator as he moves in for the kill. Great for spreading creepily possessive cheer to that special woman in your life.