by Wild Manther | August 22nd, 2008
How many captain’s hats does it take to harpoon a buxom tuna and drag her onto your houseboat? The answer my friends, is one. And if you happen to be a Greek captain, over the age of 70, with an obscenely large gold pinky ring, you need not even say a word. Notice the wild, frenzied gaze of the young gazelle on the left – is she crazed from too much spanakopita? We all know the answer to that one…she is trembling with anticipation at the thought of touching papa bear’s glistening hairy chest. The captain’s other victim has a blissful, trance-like smile that says: “Visions of Adonis are dancing in my head. One more shot of Ouzo and I’m going to beg to see your Speedo.” OPA!!!
Many kudos to our Malibu Manther Hunters (yes, there are regional chapters) for sharing this treat with us!
I think that guy hangs out at Moonshadows…