by Wild Manther | August 22nd, 2008
The Manther is the perfect predator, able to drag the most spirited quarry back to his den. Once there, the Manthers attempts to slowly drain the fight from them with an arsenal of seductive furnishings. But this is the most delicate part of the hunt, and there is one thing that even the largest flatscreen-TV-automatically-rising-from-the-foot-of-the-bed-at-the-flick-of-a-switch is sometimes unable to overcome: man odor. A pungent combination of stale booze, stale sweat, stale cologne and chicken wings that can cause a painstakingly plied young gazelle to bolt moments before succumbing. Well let the sobering man odor linger no longer! Introducing the Man Candle! Available in a robustly macho array of scents like freshly mowed grass and sports injury cream, pleasing to every man and tolerable enough to young women not to shock them out of making mistakes. Did we say the Manther was the perfect predator? Well now, he’s even perfecter.
Man Candles by Manly Man Candle Company