Wild Manther

Thanks to Bruce in Marina del Rey, we have captured a shot of a Manther Cub, or Manther-In-Training. Identifying marks can include but are not limited to: the glistening of a fresh Mystic Tan, unruly and ill-groomed chest hair, a signature gold chain, and/or a distinct lack of finesse in conversation.
Unlike the mature Manther, who tends to hunt alone, Manther Cubs can often be found in packs, sharpening their skills and observing each others’ techniques. Indigenous to many of the same areas as the mature Manther, the Manther Cub is known for keeping his distance from the older dominant male for fear of being ostracized, or even worse, “wallet whipped”, in front of potential prey (ahem….Mastros). A little known fact about the Manther Cub is their vulnerability to Cougars. Until Manther Cubs have cultivated a fully developed disdain for their Cougar nemeses, they are in constant danger of succumbing to their fatal mini-skirt, Cosmo, and mottled cleavage combo.
Ladies be warned: the personal den of a Manther Cub will almost always be massively disappointing and non-sexy. A clear illustration of that warning in this photo is the shriveled houseplant protruding from our Manther Cub’s back. That being said, Manther Cubs can be as playful and confident as their older, more seasoned counterparts. More importantly, they have a dream that we can all respect……the dream of being Manther.