by Wild Manther | July 3rd, 2008
The concept of independence is the crux of the Manther philosophy, or kaizen, as they say. Our forefathers risked life and limb to fight for our freedom from the old British Cougar Queen, many years ago. On this July 4th, we give thanks for the freedom that was gained, for the rights we were given…..the inalienable right to drive your lime-green Lambo through the hills of Malibu, with a 22 year old aspiring actress by your side, and Kenny Logins blasting on the stereo, for example. It is a moment to stop and wonder, what if Kim Jung Il, clad in his signature, boxy zip-up military jacket and Ray-Bans, invaded our shores and eradicated the entire Manther population out of sheer jealousy???? A thought too horrific to bear.
On this Friday, July 4th, wear your stars and stripes with pride, Manther-hunters. Taste the freedom – the salty, silky, musky freedom – that Manthers savor on a daily basis. And ready your cameras………..
