by Wild Manther | June 13th, 2008
Nothing whispers “I’m independently wealthy” like a silky European man-robe. Just the fact that a man has invested in such a robe signifies that he has leisure time to spare and frequently pursues activities that do not require clothing (viewing the city from the pilot’s seat of a helicopter for example).
A robe connects the Manther to a long tradition of powerful and independent men, such as the Prince of Wales (pictured below in his “Creation Robe”) and of course, the almighty Granther, Hef.
A robe’s embellishments can reflect a Manther’s individual sense of style or its velvet lapels can simply say “I’m so virile, I cannot be constrained by pants”. The robe can be easily accessorized according to a Manther’s mood. Add a gold chain with an anchor pendant and you don’t have to own a houseboat to warrant being called “Captain”. Dress the robe up with monogrammed slippers for a special evening of romance, or dress it down with some Aviators and a copy of the Wall Street Journal for a breakfast send-off with a special someone. It goes without saying that a robe is perfectly suited garb when a Manther is closing the deal with a frisky, nubile lady friend. One tug of the sash and there’s nothing and nowhere to hide, except perhaps your best moves, Manther, which you should save for last.
The Creation Robe of the Prince of Wales. “Creation” robe, eh? Those Brits were so clever. The robe’s unapologetic display of this Manther’s wealth and his choice of lengthy staff accessory as a subtle nod to his sexual prowess, this ensemble sends a clear message without using a single word. This period is believe to be the golden age of man-robes. Since these times robes have become significantly less cumbersome and bejeweled, though their powerful essence lingers.
The Godfater himself, sporting his signature velvet robe and silk pajamas. Hef has been such a powerful influence within the Manther community that he has earned the right never to wear regular clothing.
This is a particularly illustrative photograph for all you aspiring Manthers out there. This no-frills silk model is a wonderful training robe. The way he wears it, however is a perfect example of how not to wear a robe. A robe cannot be an afterthought, casually thrown over tuxedo pants and a mock turtle. It must be strategically paired with a fabric from the same tactile group (ex. silk pajamas), or worn on its own, with pride, allowing the breeze to caress your thighs.