Manther Basics: The Definition Of A Manther

by Wild Manther | June 13th, 2008

In short, a Manther is an older male bachelor who pursues young women for frivolous sexual encounters.  But reducing this great and fabled beast to such a trite definition is to deny the grand tradition, rich culture and vast biodiversity of the species.  The Manther has stalked the land since long befor the Cougar, since the first silvery-haired ape kicked his mate to the curb for one with less saggy teats.  He has prowled the bar for centuries with pungent cologne and a bulging money bag.  He has stalked his nubile prey with fang-sharp style and predatory wiles gained from decades on the hunt.  This blog is a homage to this majestic beast, and an ambitious attempt to capture his essence.  So read on and watch as the Manther takes shape before your very eyes.


An early artisitic rendering of the Manther.  Notice the powerful flanks, regal coifed mane and hungry eyes.

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One Response to “Manther Basics: The Definition Of A Manther”

  1. yo my name is jim,
    see a man pimpin and hear the bunnies yell
    yo yo that’s him, that’s jim

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